Gag! Gag! Cough cough cough!
Ah, me mouth! Gives me the ability to eat nutritious (and otherwise)
food, kiss women (when the rare occasion provides itself), and talk
about very silly things. Two of these things I do a lot. And I'll give
you a hint: it's not something that rhymes with "missing".
Still, this is a very useful part of my face, and I'm glad it's there!