Zukkazukkazukka!

(In case you're wondering, "zukkazukka" is official sound made by cordurouy fabric, as established by the Comics convention code, section 1.5-e)

This is a very cool vest I got from my dad! His mother made it for him when he was young, and now I have it. Wowee! It's made of red cordurouy, and it is the cat's meow, man! My dad also contributed to the nifty square-tipped boots (zippers up the side!) I'm wearing with this ensemble, but you can't see them. Nyah-nyah!